contest!!!! 10 POINTS!!?

Make up the most gross eww like weird misspelled random story you can right now and post it here. who ever gets the story that falls under the catigories i worte down most wins 10 points!

Answer

eye wnt too the stroe and bought a giant blue monster. the montser did notr not like to be petred. when i petted the monster, it bit of my arm. the blod fliew everywhere and i slowly bled through my arm and cried blood from my eyez.

Answer2

a guy was super horny and he wanted to have sex with his girlfriend so he drives over to her house and picks her up and goes to an empty parking lot. He's getting all ready and she says "i have something to tell you" the guy says "yeah?" and she says "im on my period" so he just asks "Can we still have some fun" and she says "yeah" so they get into some action that includes fingers.. then he hears a knock on the window. he hurries up and puts pants on and unrolls the window and its a cop and the cop says "uh sir what are you doing" and the first thing the guy could think of *sucks on his fingers* and says "eating pizza!"


also known as the pizza sauce joke

Answer3

a girl asks her brother to put ketchup on her fires while she gets a soda so her brother says ok and she leaves then her brother cuts his finger and puts all the blood on the fries when she comes back she asks him if he put ketchup on them and he says no i put my blood on them! and she says yeah sure you did! so she gets a handful and eats them and her brother yells you idiot!i told u i put my blood on them! and she spits them out and runs to the bathroom to clean it off then comes back and hits her brother so hard he falls down and runs away



stupid i know but i couldn't think of anything else!

Answer4

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Answer5

a kid had a 15 inch pe*nis that was so big he had 3 legs and could run so fast that when he was running he slipped and fell on hi penis now he is gay and has 35 lolcats in his house

The End!!

Answer6

i can fk myself with my big @$$ DINGDONG

Answer7

so a guy walks into a COFFIN and dies