Cop joke #2---funny or overboard?

One day a guy approached a Stop sign, failed to make a complete stop, rolled through and he did it right in front of a cop. He was immediately pulled over. Guy rolls down the window, cop pokes his head in and says, "You know why I pulled you over? You didn't stop at the sign back there." Sheepishly, the guy said "Well I slowed down."

Immediately the cop grabs the guy's collar, RIPS him out the window, throws him to the pavement, takes out his nightstick, hits him in the face left and right over and over again, striking him well over a hundred times in the span of 30 seconds. The cop leaned over the man, now bleeding profusely and inches from death, and he said...

"Now do you want me to slow down or do you want me to stop?"

Answer

Dude this is the bomb...but my humor is sick so, i liked it...

Answer2

Asker here...

I *HOPE* a cop stumbles on it, and kinda think cops actually like this one. This is the most common traffic violation, which also carries the lamest excuse. "Slow down at a sign that says STOP"??

Definitely overboard and I love the fact you guys share my twisted sense of humor. :-)

Answer3

That's a little overboard, I mean seriously, he's a COP.
A cop is supposed to protect civilians, not smack them with his nightstick until he's BLEEDING!!
What kind of cop is that?!

Answer4

HAHAHAHA to funny!!!

Answer5

all im saying is u better hope a cop doesnt go on yahoo answers (dont worry i got your back- i wont tell my neighbor "the cop")

Answer6

perfect!