like here's one why does a chiken coop have 2 doors...cuz if it had 4 doors it would be a sedan
Answer
Little Johnny noticed that Jimmy was wearing a brand new, shiny watch. "Did you get that for your birthday?" asked Little Johnny.
"Nope." replied Jimmy. "Well, did you get it for Christmas then?". Again Jimmy says "Nope." "You didn't steal it, did you?" asks Little Johnny. "No," said Jimmy. "I went into Mom and Dad's bedroom the other night when they were 'doing the nasty'. Dad gave me his watch to get rid of me.
Little Johnny was extremely impressed with this idea, and extremely jealous of Jimmy's new watch. He vowed to get one for himself. That night, he waited outside his parents' bedroom until he heard the unmistakable noises of
lovemaking. Just then, he swung the door wide open and boldly strode into the bedroom. His father, caught in mid stroke, turned and said angrily. "What do you want now?" "I wanna watch," Johnny replied.
Without missing a stroke, his father said, "Fine. Stand in the corner and watch, but keep quiet!!!."
"Nope." replied Jimmy. "Well, did you get it for Christmas then?". Again Jimmy says "Nope." "You didn't steal it, did you?" asks Little Johnny. "No," said Jimmy. "I went into Mom and Dad's bedroom the other night when they were 'doing the nasty'. Dad gave me his watch to get rid of me.
Little Johnny was extremely impressed with this idea, and extremely jealous of Jimmy's new watch. He vowed to get one for himself. That night, he waited outside his parents' bedroom until he heard the unmistakable noises of
lovemaking. Just then, he swung the door wide open and boldly strode into the bedroom. His father, caught in mid stroke, turned and said angrily. "What do you want now?" "I wanna watch," Johnny replied.
Without missing a stroke, his father said, "Fine. Stand in the corner and watch, but keep quiet!!!."
Answer2
A king told three ppl that if they get through a pool of sharks,alligators,and phiranahs,theyd get all his money.
The first two got eaten and last one didnt want to go in if he gets eaten,the king turned around and the guy was swimming in the pool.
The king said "you get all my money"
The man said" i dont want your money,i want to find the montherfucker who pushed me in!"
The first two got eaten and last one didnt want to go in if he gets eaten,the king turned around and the guy was swimming in the pool.
The king said "you get all my money"
The man said" i dont want your money,i want to find the montherfucker who pushed me in!"
Answer3
Quacking Up
A duck walks into a drugstore and asks for a tube of ChapStick. The cashier says to the duck, "That'll be $1.49."
The duck replies, "Put it on my bill!"
A duck walks into a drugstore and asks for a tube of ChapStick. The cashier says to the duck, "That'll be $1.49."
The duck replies, "Put it on my bill!"
Answer4
How do you entertain a blonde for hours?
Scroll Down
Scroll Up
Scroll Down
Scroll Up
Answer5
Why can't a blond be a cattle herder?
Cause she can't even keep two calf's together.
(the calf is the bottom part of your leg)
Cause she can't even keep two calf's together.
(the calf is the bottom part of your leg)
Answer6
Black guy and a mexican are in a car, so who's driving...
A COP!!!
A COP!!!
Answer7
haha that was nice
0 comments
Post a Comment