Once upon a time there lived a begger. He once went a house where an old lady cooking dosas. Based on the sound of dosa, he counted. it was 15 dosas. The old lady came out with dosas. The begger asked something for his stomock. The old lady said nothing with her to give. The begger..
Begger: oh ! great lady..you have 15 dosas in your hot pack, but you say nothing..
old lady: how you know it is 15. wonderful..
begger: i am an astrologer. i know what is happening. you lie.
old lady: i agree. please get 3 dosas.
That lady said this wonder to all in that area. That time one washerman lost his ***. He heard about this astrologer through the old lady. He approached the begger now turned astrologer..
washerman: oh! the great one..i lost my ***. please help me.
Begger now astro: Today's work over, i tell you tomorrow. please come. Don't worry..
The begger now in the dark found the *** and brought it to the side of wall and tied. NEXT DAY..
washerman: oh ! the great one, you told me to come today..my ***..
Astro: yes, i made maths..yes, it shows that your *** is tied behind the wall. Go and search..
This washerman spread this news all over the town.
That day an officer lost his two silver lamps. He heard about this astrologer(begger)..
Officer: oh! are you the astro ? i lost my silver lamps..how can i get it ? will you pl help me ?
Astro(Begger)..oh ! the great officer. don't worry. i will find it withing 2 days..
That officer spread this news and also said that the astrologer will make the theif speechless etc.,and the real theif came to the astrologer and handedover the silver lamps and ran. The begger took the siliver lamps to the garder of the officer and hide it behind a tree.. NEXT DAY..
officer: oh ! astro !! do you find my articles through your astro vision ? where is it and who took it?
Astro(begger): oh ! officer, the their took the lamps hide in your garden itself behind a tree and this was known from my findings. if you are lucky, you can get, any way please go and search..
The officer found and praised the astrologer. His fame spread whole state. This news reached the ears of the king. The king appointed him as his personal astrologer.
Begger: oh ! great lady..you have 15 dosas in your hot pack, but you say nothing..
old lady: how you know it is 15. wonderful..
begger: i am an astrologer. i know what is happening. you lie.
old lady: i agree. please get 3 dosas.
That lady said this wonder to all in that area. That time one washerman lost his ***. He heard about this astrologer through the old lady. He approached the begger now turned astrologer..
washerman: oh! the great one..i lost my ***. please help me.
Begger now astro: Today's work over, i tell you tomorrow. please come. Don't worry..
The begger now in the dark found the *** and brought it to the side of wall and tied. NEXT DAY..
washerman: oh ! the great one, you told me to come today..my ***..
Astro: yes, i made maths..yes, it shows that your *** is tied behind the wall. Go and search..
This washerman spread this news all over the town.
That day an officer lost his two silver lamps. He heard about this astrologer(begger)..
Officer: oh! are you the astro ? i lost my silver lamps..how can i get it ? will you pl help me ?
Astro(Begger)..oh ! the great officer. don't worry. i will find it withing 2 days..
That officer spread this news and also said that the astrologer will make the theif speechless etc.,and the real theif came to the astrologer and handedover the silver lamps and ran. The begger took the siliver lamps to the garder of the officer and hide it behind a tree.. NEXT DAY..
officer: oh ! astro !! do you find my articles through your astro vision ? where is it and who took it?
Astro(begger): oh ! officer, the their took the lamps hide in your garden itself behind a tree and this was known from my findings. if you are lucky, you can get, any way please go and search..
The officer found and praised the astrologer. His fame spread whole state. This news reached the ears of the king. The king appointed him as his personal astrologer.
Answer
a good story
in telugu we have a character /story called "jaathaka rathna midathambhotlu" an astrologer similar to the above begger
jaathaka rathna ::you know the meaning
midatha : grass hopper
midathambhotlu : grass hopper bhat
on serious note most of the astrologers are like above only , they learn the fist few lines/stanzas /pages of astrology and try to predict ( with the least knowledge they have,if at all one would like to call it as knowledge)as they understand, whatever they feel like
that is the reason most of us are loosing confidence on astrology ( which is the monopoly of us indians , which till date is not touched by the westerners)
in telugu we have a character /story called "jaathaka rathna midathambhotlu" an astrologer similar to the above begger
jaathaka rathna ::you know the meaning
midatha : grass hopper
midathambhotlu : grass hopper bhat
on serious note most of the astrologers are like above only , they learn the fist few lines/stanzas /pages of astrology and try to predict ( with the least knowledge they have,if at all one would like to call it as knowledge)as they understand, whatever they feel like
that is the reason most of us are loosing confidence on astrology ( which is the monopoly of us indians , which till date is not touched by the westerners)
Answer2
really coooool
Answer3
wow...its awesome
cleaver begger.... ;)
:o)
cleaver begger.... ;)
:o)
Answer4
good story i guess but it doesn't seem to be so funny........
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