This IS NOT a serious question but I am curious if people have been able to hide the sounds from people and get away with saying it was someone else, an animal, or not in the room...etc.
Answer
At one time I had a colostomy and every time I broke wind it went into the bag which swelled with all the nasty gas. I waited until i was in a crowd waiting in line for something to release it all at once.Everyone faded away and I was left alone.

0 comments