I dunno about best, but one of my favorites:
Who was the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
- The one that could carry two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.
Who was the most popular girl at the nudist colony?
- The one that ate the last donut.
=P
Who was the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
- The one that could carry two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.
Who was the most popular girl at the nudist colony?
- The one that ate the last donut.
=P
Answer
A man, who smelled like a distillery, flopped down on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and
began reading.
After a few minutes the disheveled man turned to the priest and said, "Say, Father, what causes arthritis?"
"Mister, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap wicked women, too much alcohol, and a contempt for your fellow man."
"Well, I'll be damned," the drunk muttered, returning to his paper.
The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized.
"I'm very sorry, I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?"
"I don't have it, Father. I was just reading that the Pope does."
began reading.
After a few minutes the disheveled man turned to the priest and said, "Say, Father, what causes arthritis?"
"Mister, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap wicked women, too much alcohol, and a contempt for your fellow man."
"Well, I'll be damned," the drunk muttered, returning to his paper.
The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized.
"I'm very sorry, I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?"
"I don't have it, Father. I was just reading that the Pope does."
Answer2
My favourite joke is:
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Two nuns were in the bath. The first one said: "Where's the soap?"
The other one replied: "Yes, it does, doesn't it?"
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I seem to be one of a few number of people who find this joke funny. Is it because a lot of people don't get the joke?
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Two nuns were in the bath. The first one said: "Where's the soap?"
The other one replied: "Yes, it does, doesn't it?"
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I seem to be one of a few number of people who find this joke funny. Is it because a lot of people don't get the joke?
Answer3
Have you heard about the joke "No, Neither Do I?"
You say: "No"
I say: "Neither do I"
You say: "No"
I say: "Neither do I"
Answer4
He said:
My Aunts and older relatives always pointed at me during weddings saying 'you're next!'. They stopped when I started pointing at them at funerals saying: 'you're next!'
My Aunts and older relatives always pointed at me during weddings saying 'you're next!'. They stopped when I started pointing at them at funerals saying: 'you're next!'
Answer5
How do you catch a rabbit?
Answer6
my ""lesbian neighbors"" bought me a rolex for my birthday...
I think they misunderstood me.... I said.. ""I wanna watch""
I think they misunderstood me.... I said.. ""I wanna watch""
Answer7
How do you get a cow out of a paddock?
You heard it through the grapevine.
You heard it through the grapevine.
Answer8
Q. why do black poeple have nightmares instead of dreams
A. because the last black person had a dream got shot
A. because the last black person had a dream got shot
Answer9
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
A headbanger.
XD
A headbanger.
XD
Answer10
what about your jokes?
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