This is crime story, there are five friends namely Mad,Brain,Fool, Nobody, Somebody.
One day Somebody killed Nobody. At that time, Brain was in bathroom, Mad called police.
MAD- somebody killed nobody.
POLICE- are you Mad?
MAD-yes, I m mad.
POLICE-dont you have brain
MAD-Brain is in bathroom.
POLICE-you fool
MAD-no, he/she is reading this joke.
2.four ants are moving through a forest.
They see an Elephant coming towards them.
ANT 1 says- we will throw him away from our path.
ANT 2 says- no, we will break his leg alone.
ANT 3 says-we should kill him.
ANT 4 says-NO, We will leave him because he is alone and we are four.
3.Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud with out a mistake.
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is fool cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat.
NOW go back and read the 3 word in each line from top down.
One day Somebody killed Nobody. At that time, Brain was in bathroom, Mad called police.
MAD- somebody killed nobody.
POLICE- are you Mad?
MAD-yes, I m mad.
POLICE-dont you have brain
MAD-Brain is in bathroom.
POLICE-you fool
MAD-no, he/she is reading this joke.
2.four ants are moving through a forest.
They see an Elephant coming towards them.
ANT 1 says- we will throw him away from our path.
ANT 2 says- no, we will break his leg alone.
ANT 3 says-we should kill him.
ANT 4 says-NO, We will leave him because he is alone and we are four.
3.Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud with out a mistake.
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is fool cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat.
NOW go back and read the 3 word in each line from top down.
Answer
That ants was hilarious, even i hav one,
few ants were swimming in pool suddenly a elephant jumps in,
al the ants came out but one was on the elephant, so other ants said "duba de saale ko girls ko chhedata hai"
few ants were swimming in pool suddenly a elephant jumps in,
al the ants came out but one was on the elephant, so other ants said "duba de saale ko girls ko chhedata hai"
Answer2
hahaha very very funny
Answer3
Hehehe Hilarious. Specially the first joke is awesome.
Answer4
Annathae, Idhu jokaa, ille quizaa ???
Answer5
Again a kalaichification frm urside not fair at all.anyway i like that 3rd one.
Answer6
hahaha
Answer7
they are funny. Good job. I like the third one, oh yeah I said them all without stuffing up. : )
Answer8
Ha ha ha...Both jokes are nice...
Answer9
Bud, I didn't laugh, where is your joke?
Answer10
now.......r u a fool or am i....?
Answer11
hi..
i dint read the jokes..but thanks a lot(u knw why)!!
good day..
:)
i dint read the jokes..but thanks a lot(u knw why)!!
good day..
:)
Answer12
Well!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kadavule!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
One joke of this Kind (many may know this!!):
Two persons A and B went for an interview.
First went A....
Q: In which year did India get independence?
A: 1947
Q: How many number of natural Satellites do moon has?
A: 1
Q: Very Good.. What do you wish to have in the world- Money or Fame?
A: Both..
Q: You are selected!!!
Now, A comes out with smile... and B asks what they ask!! He tells!! Now , it is B's turn..
Q: When were you born?
A: 1947
Q: Whaat... What is your age?
A: 1
Q: Stupid. Who is the fool here- You or I?
A: Both..
Q: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kadavule!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
One joke of this Kind (many may know this!!):
Two persons A and B went for an interview.
First went A....
Q: In which year did India get independence?
A: 1947
Q: How many number of natural Satellites do moon has?
A: 1
Q: Very Good.. What do you wish to have in the world- Money or Fame?
A: Both..
Q: You are selected!!!
Now, A comes out with smile... and B asks what they ask!! He tells!! Now , it is B's turn..
Q: When were you born?
A: 1947
Q: Whaat... What is your age?
A: 1
Q: Stupid. Who is the fool here- You or I?
A: Both..
Q: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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