What do you think of my joke?

In a land not too far away, 3 sons decided to buy their mother something really nice for her birthday. The 1st son brought her a house, the 2nd son a car, and the third son brought her a talking parrot so that the parrot could read the Bible to her. Here's the mother's response on each individual gift:

Mother to son number one: The house you brought me was way too big!

Mother to son number two: The car you brought me was way too small!

Mother to son number three: Thank you for the Bible and especially thank you for the lovely and tasty chicken dinner! ( ^ _ ^ )

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That has got to be the worst joke I have ever heard!!!!!!!!!!!!! I think I lost a few brain cells after reading this joke. I pretty much just lost a few moments of my life. OMG I think I might even kill myself.

Answer2

lol!!! ur funny

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Answer3

lmao. fo sho. What else can you do with that shiyat.lol

Answer4

Sorry to Burst your bubble but Its not funny:(

Answer5

I dont really get it. Does it mean that she ate the parrot?? Its and ok joke

Answer6

well i got the joke it made me giggle but it doesnt sound good when u read it, its probly better in person we should hook up ;)

Answer7

Poor parrot.

Answer8

It was alright. Its that kind of joke when i go like: ohhh i get it. haha

Answer9

Not bad! :D

Answer10

It might have been slightly funny but horrible if it had happened in real life. But as a made-up joke... it's a bit :/

Answer11

it's pretty good!

Answer12

Well... its not funny. Sorry.

Answer13

It's funny, but it is very long.

Answer14

that was so bad

Answer15

that put a smile on my face

take care
dave

Answer16

it's a bit racy.

Answer17

eh...i give it a 4 out 10

Answer18

I lost track of my thoughts . Why was the house too big? Why was the car too small? Why complain about the first two gifts? Why did she call a parrot a Bible? Why did she call the parrot a chicken? Why was she thankful for the bible,then proceed to remove it's presence from her presence by killing gutting cooking and eating it...if it was a chicken? Why did she consume a chicken in appreciation of the gift of a bible-talking parrot? How did the parrot learn to read? What kind of bible did the parrot read? I'm lost...