what is the sickest joke you've heard?

Posted by Erin lee | 4:17 PM | 0 comments »

here's mine: a little girl and her mom go to the beach. sometime during the day the girl looks up a guys shorts. at the end of the day, the girl asks her mom,

"when i get older when i get older will i have a dangaly thing between my legs too?"

and her mom says, "why sure, when you a little older, maybe even two if you play your cards right."

lol, whats the sickest joke you've ever heard?
Answer
a little girl walks into the bathroom as her dad gets out of the shower.
She then asks,"Daddy, what's that?"
"It's a penis dear"
"When will I get one?"
"Just wait 'til your mother goes to the store."
Answer2
Two vampires fighting over a bloody tampon.

Tacking a baby up to the wall then ripping it off.

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