An old nun
who was living in a convent next to a construction site
noticed the coarse language of the workers
and decided to spend some time with them to correct their ways.
She decided she would take her lunch,
sit with the workers
and talk with them.
She put her sandwich in a brown bag
and
walked over to the spot where the men were eating.
She walked up to the group and with a big smile said:
"and do you men know Jesus Christ?"
they shook their heads and looked at each other very confused.
One of the workers looked up into the steelworks and yelled out,
"Anybody up there know Jesus Christ?"
One of the steelworkers yelled down
'why'?
The worker yelled back,
"Cos his wife's here with his lunch"
.
who was living in a convent next to a construction site
noticed the coarse language of the workers
and decided to spend some time with them to correct their ways.
She decided she would take her lunch,
sit with the workers
and talk with them.
She put her sandwich in a brown bag
and
walked over to the spot where the men were eating.
She walked up to the group and with a big smile said:
"and do you men know Jesus Christ?"
they shook their heads and looked at each other very confused.
One of the workers looked up into the steelworks and yelled out,
"Anybody up there know Jesus Christ?"
One of the steelworkers yelled down
'why'?
The worker yelled back,
"Cos his wife's here with his lunch"
.
Answer
I thought it was going to be a crude punchline, that will teach me to keep my mind out of the gutter !
Very funny, have a star.
Must remember this one.
Very funny, have a star.
Must remember this one.
Answer2
Lol, that just made my day! =]
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Answer3
Hello George, where do you find them? Another old chestnut well worth another airing
A bit like the Irish fella wanted some work on a building site. The foreman said if someone on the site knew his name he would have a job. He asked the Irishman his name and the fella said, "Dan Dare"
The foreman said that was a funny name for an Irishman but to find somebody who knew his name without telling them.
So he looks up to the highest level and shouts " Hello Paddy its me"
Paddy looks down and shouts back, (Irish Accent) "Who dat dan dare?" He got the job.
Just going to post an old groaner just for you I am sure it will do something for you when you get to the end.
A bit like the Irish fella wanted some work on a building site. The foreman said if someone on the site knew his name he would have a job. He asked the Irishman his name and the fella said, "Dan Dare"
The foreman said that was a funny name for an Irishman but to find somebody who knew his name without telling them.
So he looks up to the highest level and shouts " Hello Paddy its me"
Paddy looks down and shouts back, (Irish Accent) "Who dat dan dare?" He got the job.
Just going to post an old groaner just for you I am sure it will do something for you when you get to the end.
Answer4
Two nuns decided to enjoy the beautiful summer day and go to the park. They sat on a bench and watched the world go by.
Suddenly a handsome male streaker ran past them.
One nun had a stroke
The other couldn't reach.
Suddenly a handsome male streaker ran past them.
One nun had a stroke
The other couldn't reach.
Answer5
Jimmy Carr Original
Answer6
hahahaa :L
Answer7
Q. Why dont they have toilet paper in KFC?
A. B'coz its finger licking good
A. B'coz its finger licking good
Answer8
isn't that a bit disrespectful?
Answer9
Ha! ha! ha! very good....
Answer10
pritty dumb but i liked it
Answer11
lol
Answer12
haha you make my day .
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