Can you tell by my typing patterns? :)

For example, am I male or female? What kind of things do I enjoy?
10 points to the closest person.
Answer
You are female
From Canada
You like animals and rock punk music
You have 1 brother and a cat
Answer2
I bet you are a girl and like animals based on your name and avatar. Probably slightly older (not calling you old), but definitely not a tween because you didn't use any slang or shortcut words in your question, you spelled everything out and used proper punctuation.
Answer3
32 y.o woman who has a bubly personality and enjoys the funner things in life.
Answer4
u like cats and ur a human

The biological father of three girls dies. But on the birthday of the youngest girl the father is at the party and seen by everyone there even people who are NOT religious. But if the girls father was not cremated then how can he be seen at the party?
Answer
Photograph, of course.
Answer2
The father became gay and married another man, thus there are TWO dads in the family.

OR The youngest girl is a new one that was concieved before the father died.

OR The father died after/during the birthday.

OR It was a picture of him.

OR He's a GHOOOOOOOST!!!! AHH!!!

...

OR He's not actually dead and you're just making that part up.
Answer3
Im guessing the father is a stepfather or the father dident really die
Answer4
the youngest daughter is the 4th daughter. Her father didn't die.
Answer5
the biological father died after the girls were born.
Answer6
not biological father seen at party
Answer7
Everybody else at the party was also dead. They're all in the afterlife.
Answer8
im guessing a funeral is within this b-day party.
Answer9
Either he died after the party, or he was being watched on a DVD or VHS tape. Good luck!... ☺
Answer10
"Dad" was actually the middle girls, in drag for all those years
Answer11
He died after the party was taken.
Answer12
her birthday is on the day of his funeral.
Answer13
photographs
Answer14
zombie!
Answer15
He died after the party.
Answer16
by father do you mean priest?
Answer17
In photographs.

OR..
this was a birthday previous to his date of death.
Answer18
it was his corpse
Answer19
what if more people get it right. you cant split points
Answer20
which one of the answers is right?
Answer21
he he was shot?(got killed at home?)

my garden hose
Answer
veggies: broccoli
spinach
lettuce
zuchini
cucumber
pickles
green pepper
beans
un-ripe bananas
trees
grass
leaves in the spring
moss
green highlighter
green bookcovers
green marker
green crayons
green color pencils
caterpillars?
the y!a sign
bushes
lilypads
a booger
Olive Drab Green
Green Tanks
Green Eyes
Green Tents
Ruck Sack Green
Duffle Bag Green
Lettuce
Tomatos
broccoli
spinach
Money
Army
Marines
Battle ships
Submarines
Green House Gases
Green Army Sedans
Green Helicopters
Military Uniforms Green
Armory Green
Rifles Brownish Green
Green Military Socks
Green Underwerar
Green Baseball Caps
Green Jungles
Green Trees
Green Grass
Green suspenders
Green Frogmen
Green utility belts
Green Camoflage
Green Flak Jackets
Green Helmets
Green Paper with Ensignias
Green Berets
Seasick Green
Green with Envy
Green and inexperienced 1/2 baked
Green Gangrine
Green Smoke
Green Go
Green Christmas Trees
Green Ornaments
Green Tinsel
Green pixies
Green elves
Green Sleeves
Green Wreaths
Green Angels
Green Apples
Green Collards
Green Mustards
Green Turnips
GREEN KIDS
or
a green fence
or
one of these: (look at pic) http://farm1.static.flickr.com/46/149611…
Answer2
Super Turtle!!!!!
Answer3
Darn it ~ how did you know the colour of my body paint ~ was trying to blend in with nature :)
Answer4
Grass? Because grass can totally run!...
Green... Uh, a child painted green? :D
Answer5
Kermit the marathon frog.
Answer6
My jack russell Tilly she's as green and cabbage looking as they come
Answer7
Caterpillar?
Answer8
well could be many things lol
frog
grass
caterpillar
tennis ball
Answer9
grass because it runs around the outside of your garden
Answer10
Aphids?
Answer11
My neighbour, green with envy, he steals my flowers.
Answer12
My hosepipe.
Answer13
Privet hedge
Answer14
Was that you! Sorry didn't recognise ya!
Answer15
A Huge frog
Answer16
the grass? :D
Answer17
A hedge.
Answer18
grass...?
Answer19
nymph
Answer20
a boy sprout
Answer21
frogs, many of them
Answer22
a runner bean????
Answer23
My jealous ex lol

a good prank for an enemy.....?

Posted by Erin lee | 4:39 PM | 0 comments »

so i have an enemy @ school and i was looking for a good prank to get her in trouble !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

she is so mean so don`t say bad stuff.
Answer
go to www.pranks for enemies.com
Answer2
some can find some prank videos here:

http://www.killmydaynow.com/search/label…
Answer3
ok if she is old enough.. get her house number and call it say you are from unplanned pregnancies organization and say that her preg. test came back positive

Have you got the funniest Joke?

Posted by Erin lee | 4:34 PM | 0 comments »

i am looking for the funniest joke ever! Dirty and racist jokes are okay. I will choose the best joke!
Answer
Well hope these make you laugh :) They are story jokes hopefully they will do :D

Prison Escape
A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain.....do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!"
His wife responds:
"He wasn't kissing my neck - he was whispering in my ear. He told me that he's gay, he thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him It was in the bathroom. Be strong. I love you, too."

Sick Dad
Son takes his father to the doctor. Doctor gives them the bad news that the father is dying of cancer. Father tells the son that he has had a good long life and wants to stop at the bar on the way home to celebrate it.
While at the bar, the father sees several of his friends. He tells them that he is dying of AIDS. When the friends leave the son asks, 'Dad, you are dying of cancer. Why did you tell them that you are dying of AIDS?'
The father replies, 'I don't want them screwing your mother after I'm gone!'

Who's This Guy?
after a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter
Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand.
"There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied.
He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man.
Naturally, the guy began to worry.
"Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously.
"No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend then?" he asked.
"No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear.
"Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy.
Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me before the operation."

At The End Of The Cave
Three men walk into a cave, and hear a voice from the back.
"I'm coming to get you! And I'm going to eat you!"
The first man runs away.
They hear the voice again.
"I'm getting closer! And I'm going to eat you!"
The second man runs away.
The voice comes once more.
"I've nearly got you! And I'm going to eat you!"
The last man bravely walks on.
And at the very back of the cave, he finds a small boy picking his nose.

Spit Ball
Teacher: Whoever answers this question can go home now one hour early
Student: Accidentally shoots a spit ball at his teacher
Teacher: who shot that spit ball
Student: I did by mistake. See you tomorrow.

The Next Cubicle
A man went into the public toilets to relieve himself. The first cubicle was in use, so he went into the next one. As he took down his trousers, he heard a voice from the other cubicle.
"Hey, hows it going?"
Not wanting to be rude, he replied, "Not too bad thanks."
A few seconds later, he heard the voice again.
"What are you up to?"
Somewhat relunctantly, he replied, "Having a quick sh*t, what about you?"
He heard the voice again.
"Hold on, I'm going to have to call you back. There's some wise a.ss in the cubicle next to me answering everything I say!!

Shelly
Once upon a time, there was a little girl named Shelly. Shelly was very girly and liked wearing pretty skirts. She wore skirts every day.
One day at school, a young boy named Sam asked Shelly to climb on the jungle gym. So Shelly did.
When Shelly got home, she told her mom about her day, and included the part about the jungle gym.
"Shelly, don't do that. He might just be trying to look at your underwear." said her mother.
What the big deal was, Shelly didn't understand.
The next day Sam asked Shelly to climb on the jungle gym again. So she did.
Shelly again told her mother about her day, including the jungle gym moment.
"Didn't I tell you, young lady?" fumed her mother. "He just wants to see your underwear!"
"But Mommy, I tricked him," said Shelly. "Today I didn't wear any underwear!"
Answer2
A gay couple is driving along one afternoon, and while stopped at
a stop sign, they are rear ended (no pun intended) by a big semi.

Furious, the guy in the passenger side throws his purse on the
seat, gets out of the car, goes back to the truck and starts
banging on the door.

The truck driver opens the door and the gay guy, standing there
with his hands on his hips, says, "I'm gonna sue your ***, Buddy!
"

The truck driver just laughs and says, "Blow me!"

The gay guy runs back to the car and says excitedly to his lover,

"You won't believe this, he wants to settle out of court!"
Answer3
little tim walked into his mom and dads room and saw them screwing and had gotten upset and stormed out and the father said i better go talk to little timmy and as he walked passed gmama,s room there was timmy pumping grani and the dad says timmy what are you doing all upset and timmy says not so funny when its your mom is it.three guys broke down at a farmers driveway and tells them they can stay in the barn but stay away from the house so they do but the farmers young daughter goes to the barn and wants it from all three and the farmer catches them and at gun point makes them go to the field and pick a vegitable and the first comes back wth a bushel of corn and the farmer makes him shove a few up his *** and he runs away the second comes back with cumombers and the farmer makes him shove them and the guy is giggleing and the farmer says whats wrong with you do you like that he says joe his friend the last of three is picking melons.
Answer4
Whats another reason why Cinderella had to be home by midnight?



Because at the stroke of midnight,her diaphragm turns into a trampoline.
Answer5
what do you tell a woman with two black eye's?
nothing. you already told her twice.

Mmmmmmmmmmm a nice pot of soup. Any one like to come to dinner?
Rose P.
Answer
Irish stew or a Lancashire Hotpot.
Answer2
Make her feel grateful.....hehehehehe
Answer3
Pot-roast it.
Answer4
what's scrag end? i'd probably throw it away or recycle it.
Answer5
big pot brown it off .. add veg stock .. cook .. yummy...
Answer6
boil it....

what is a real good prank?

Posted by Erin lee | 2:16 PM | 0 comments »

i told my friend ill prank him but i cant find a good enough...
(he dosent know when hes gonna get pranked!)
Answer
Hmmm...
There's the classic toothpaste in the oreos, and that's all I can think of right now. But you can look for some online. The trick is to be creative. :-)
Answer2
you could put ketchup packets under the toilet seat. If you're lucky, he might even think hes bleeding. If your friend has a windows xp computer, you can replace his background with the blue screen of death, then press Ctrl+Shift+Esc to open the task manager. After that go to processes and click on explorer.exe. Click on end process. Your friend will think his computer got screwed up. You can do the same thing, but with a picture of their desktop (function+F11 to capture screen, then paste it somewhere and set it as the background) they will keep clicking on their icons, with nothing happening :D
Answer3
A good and lasting prank is posting someones phone number on multiple websites (sex chat sites, yahoo answers, bathroom wall on FB, chat rooms, chat roulette) and asking people to call it, if you post it enough they will get SO many calls non-stop.
Answer4
This one my boyfriend thought of and has done....

you put coolaid in some plastic wrap
poke holes in it with a toothpic
take shower head off
place the bag of cool aid in the shower head
fasten the showe head back on

when they decide to take a shower the water will come out what ever cool aid color you use and will probably stain thier skin so make sure they have the next day or so off...lol
Answer5
Idk, there's a ton. One that comes off the top of my head is putting jolly ranchers in the shower cap right before they take a shower, then they get incredibly sticky and take another shower.LOL
Answer6
This may be a little difficult but take off your shower head and place a little piece of meat or something gross inside of it. It will rain down on them and they will smell like meat.
Answer7
i live in india and pranking is illegal where i live. i will go to jail if i do anything like that.
Answer8
slap somebody on the street

Oh my all this talk about wood has got me excited, lmao
Answer
HOW MUCH COULD A WOOD CHUCK CHUCK IF A WOOD CHUCK COULD CHUCK WOOD!
Answer2
fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair fuzzy wasnt fuzzy was he?
Answer3
lol as much as it cood till it dies :p
Answer4
Geez,I'm all excited too,John !
Answer5
Let me just untwist my tongue.

What Is Black and White and Red All Over..? .. thanks.
Answer
A sunburned zebra :)
Answer2
An orca whale eating its trainer. {as blood colors the water in the tank.}
... and wrt newspapers and the "color" red: It is a communist newspaper.
a sunburned or embarrassed skunk. {et al}
Answer3
Your first answer is correct. This was an old joke in the 60's! A newspaper is black and white and it is "read" all over. Thanks for a fun memory -- from the 60's.
Answer4
a penguin in a blender
Answer5
oooh!! its a newspaper!
Answer6
a bleeding panda

does anyone like this joke?

Posted by Erin lee | 9:13 PM | 0 comments »

Answer4
whoa. that is nasty

why do people love glee?

Posted by Erin lee | 9:04 PM | 0 comments »

all glee is about is a bunch of weird kids who sing a bunch of old boring songs. watched 1 episode wasted 1 hour of my life!
Answer
i know i was off school and i put it on cause my friend said i HAVE to watch it !! so i put it on for 20 seconds and i tottaly wasted those seconds of my life !!

i think it just makes them happy
the word 'glee' means 'happy'
Answer2
Its so funny:) The songs are good though. nOT BORING. Then again it could just b a fase kids go through. OMG did you see glee last night no.. WELL it was brilliant. watch it next week. Then nxt weeks talk is all about glee because thy all watch it. Stupd kids. They ruin everytin>:(
Answer3
Its original and funny
Answer4
Silly humour and musical numbers, whats not to love?
Answer5
What the hell is glee?
Answer6
I do not
Answer7
lol

well shoot! any good ol' country man like you there should know the answer to that there question! of course there has to be some scientificcal es'planation to it all.. so my brain right here would have to point out that Eggs are good for eat'n and thats just how er' is.. so Yes SIRY! Chicken First.. Not a doubt in my mind! YeeHaw
Answer
well, if you follow the Bible, God created animals, so the chicken came first.
If you follow evolution, everything evolved from micro organisms, and they grew into creatures, the creatures bred, evolved into differesnt creatures, bred... eggs were layed until a chicken was spawned.. .so i guess the egg came first? idk

hey miles... how can you have a chicken egg with no chicken?
Answer2
the chicken becuz theres a theory were all birds come form differnet dinosaurs. and scientists found the same dna in chickens and t-rexs.
Answer3
The economist would answer chiken cause it could do it a lot , the jewish `d say what answer you like better , the oxhead wold say the egg cause it seems the first . The right answer is nothing
Answer4
Nature moves from complex to simple (entropy). But life moves from simple to complex. Since the egg is simpler than the chicken, the egg came first.
Answer5
EGG!!!!!!!!!!!! i think egg im so SSURE!!!!!!!!!
but no my friend who is like got a huge 1q says chicken because the chicken came from de dinosaur?

so who knws
Answer6
Scientifically, the egg did. As it was the first genetic mutation of this breed.
Answer7
depends whether it's a chicken egg.
Didn't dinosaurs lay eggs? They were around before the chicken.

Hence my answer: EGG... big, BIG eggs.
Answer8
the egg what are you dumb how can you have a chicken with no egg
Answer9
chicken :)
Answer10
Both because why out the other then neither would be
Answer11
Come on , you know that we all knew it !
Answer12
Which ever God created first

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Answer
'Time'

The time has come,
winter is here
and those yellow bears disappear.
(I turn polar bears white )

The time has past
as man looks back with a sigh
and a tear in his eye.
(and I will make you cry.)

As time is held
boys cross their legs
but of course the toilet begs
(I make guys have to pee)

As time marches on
Girls loose their blush
and swap a comb for their brush
(and girls comb their hair.)

As time passes
For those held high
their end is nigh
(I make celebrities look stupid )

As time catches up
Everyone is equal
when we get to the final sequel
(and normal people look like celebrities.)

As time turns
Without it we have flour and water
With it we have breakfast for my daughter
(I turn pancakes brown )

As time revolves
How does one turn water and wine
into something so fine
(and make your champagne bubble.)

As time runs out
The more in a minute you try and squeeze
the less you can do with ease.
(If you squeeze me, I'll pop. )

As time ticks
All the time that has past
man cannot comprehend something so vast.
(If you look at me, you'll pop. )
Answer2
are you sure this is correct? To me I don't think so

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Answer3
It is pressure. SOme people will say time but it only works for a few, and then some people will telll you left off the last part which says "can you answer this riddle" and tell you the answer is no. But those two are wrong. The answer is pressure look it up if anyone doesnt believe me. And please stop posting this riddle i have seen it so many times
Answer4
the real answer is "nothing", because most of all, the riddle can't be answered or solved.

another riddle!!! come on try it!?

Posted by Erin lee | 8:17 PM | 0 comments »

Answer10
he held his breath in his hands?

If I sent you a pile of snow .....?

Posted by Erin lee | 5:12 PM | 0 comments »

Would I subsequently phone you up and ask you if you got my drift?
Answer
Hahaha. XD
Answer2
maybe but then when it melts ill put poo in it an send it back an say except this pile of pooo
Answer3
Yes. Blah cold wet stuff. Sent in to annoy me.
Answer4
yes you would, if your aim is to annoy me more, or if you want me to know its from you

A fruit seller had certain number of jack-fruits.

A customer bought half the number of jack fruits and a half jack fruit.

the next customer came and bought half the remaining jack fruits and a half jack fruit.

the next did the same ( got half the remaining and a half jack fruit)

after the purchase of third customer there is no jack fruit in the shop.

find the number of jack fruit the shop keeper had .

NOTE: the shop keeper had no knife to cut the jack fruit into two.
Answer
Awesome virtually had it.

There were 7 to start with. The first customer bought 4 (3 1/2 + 1/2) This left 3

The second customer bought 2 (1 1/2 + 1/2) This left 1

The last customer bought 1 (1/2 + 1/2) And they were all gone. No knife necessary
Answer2
The answer is an odd because divded in half and add (.5) then it would make a whole number considering he did not have a knife.

Then You get an odd number and divide that number and add (.5) and you get a whole number. But I keep getting an even number :/ so Idk. But I know the original number is an odd number.

Ex:

11/2 = 5.5 + (.5) = 6

leftover: 5

5/2 = 2.5 + (.5) = 3

2/2= 1 + (.5) = 1.5 (incorrect)

At first I thought it was right, but I just can't figure it out.
Answer3
You don't need a knife to rip a jack fruit in half, first of all. Secondly, there are a number of possible answers but here is one:

Shop keeper started with 23 Jack Fruit. First customer bought 11.5 fruits.
With 11.5 left, the next customer bought 6.25 fruit, leaving 5.25 jack fruit.
The third customer then takes his share and the last 1/8 is eaten by the shop keep.

Good luck!... ☺
Answer4
so i wont be able to write the answer because ihave a question
if the third person is only buying half of what there is
then there has to be something left no?
think about it.
if there was 8 total. first would by 4 and then theres 4 left
second would by 2 and theres 2 left
third would by 1 and 1 is left
its always going to end up like that :S
Answer5
If the second customer took the remaining half of the jack-fruits then the third should be getting none of the jack fruits. A half means divided into two.
Answer6
If the merchant did not have a knife to cut the jack fruits how did the customers buy the half jack fruits?
Answer7
All three customers had knives. No math necessary.
Answer8
7
Answer9
OKAY, i DO NOTT GET THISS !!!
LOL
Answer10
the answer is 7

Can you solve this secret code?

Posted by Erin lee | 10:50 PM | 0 comments »

Here is the code I made up.

415 251521 129115 25181515 114192351819?

I'll give you a hint, the question mark means it is a question. Also, some numbers are separated, examples (the examples are not real): 4=B, 45=Z.

Good luck!

I might give a few more hints later if no one figures this out.
Answer
Do You Like Yahoo Answers?

You just substituted numbers for the letters of the English alphabet.
Answer2
Thats ridiculous. How do you differentiate between it being a 4 or a 41 that you need? a 1 or a 15 or even a 115?

Nonsense.
Answer3
No can will be able to figure this gobbledy go*ok out. Your "clues" are to vague.
Answer4
this is stupid
Answer5
"do you like yahoo answers?" :)

BREAKING NEWS:JOHN TERRY TO STAR IN?????

Posted by Erin lee | 12:56 PM | 0 comments »

a new itv drama?
its called...other footballers wifes???lmfao...also,John Terry has announced he's lost his England captain's armband. Fabio Capello told him to ask Wayne Bridge to check under the bed.
Answer
ooo naughty Riggs...lol Can't see him eve going on 'All star Mr & Mrs' now. Whose bloody missus would he take? lol
Answer2
Loose Women
Answer3
not funny

p.s its wives
terry is still a kknob

how many legs do chicapedles have?

Posted by Erin lee | 3:51 PM | 0 comments »

i heard that they had 6 legs from one person, and 8 from another. HELP. this is very important.
Answer
60...




just playing

i dont know

ive googled it

ive yahooed

maybe you spelled it wrong

lol look what i found when i googled it
Answer2
I think they have 6
Answer3
a chicka what?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fRgOpnrB…

PLZZ answer why did he mess up this song??
Answer
Maybe he's hoping he could sell it as his own by emphasizing his voice. But yeah, his version sucks ***!!
Answer2
why is in the chorus is the guys voice raised so loud?

i need good insults!!!?

Posted by Erin lee | 3:25 PM | 0 comments »

Answer5
Just say thats what she said after everything they say. like....
"That was hard!"
"Thats what she said."

"This tastes weird!"
"Thats what she said."

"OW, MY MOUTH HURTS!"
"Thats what she said."

A tough riddle.... Got a clue guys?

Posted by Erin lee | 2:55 PM | 0 comments »

87% of the kindergardens can get it right, but 90% of the college grads can't!
Do you know the answer?

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Answer
first of all, you're missin the last line of the riddle. which is: "Can you guess this riddle"
This is why people are saying that the answer is "no" or "no i cant" and what not.
.........People, are you saying you cant GUESS at a riddle? im pretty sure you've guessed...
You see the last line isnt "Can you SOLVE this riddle" its "Can you GUESS this riddle"
Anyone can GUESS.

So now that THATS settled... i can tell you what MY guess is. When i was younger i read a poem that goes like this:

The time has come,
winter is here
and those yellow bears disapear.

The time has past
as man looks back with a sigh
and a tear in his eye.

As time is held
boys cross their legs
but of course the toilet begs

As time marches on
Girls loose their blush
and swap a comb for their brush

As time passes
For those held high
their end is nigh

As time catches up
Everyone is equal
when we get to the final sequal

As time turns
Without it we have flour and water
With it we have breakfast for my daughter

As time revolves
How does one turn water and wine
into something so fine

As time runs out
The more in a minute you try and squeeze
the less you can do with ease.

As time ticks
All the time that has past
man cannot comprehand something so vast.


Now, im pretty sure you've noticed that this poem matches up with the riddle perfectly.
the answer IS time.
Hope this helped :)
Answer2
the answer is "Nothing" that is the answer "Nothing"
Answer3
No. Thats the answer.
Answer4
pressure
Answer5
Time
Answer6
it is ether pressure or no answer
Answer7
no idea, you should email me the answer
Answer8
no i don't. ha i'm right

none because they don't get the house
Answer
that is funny in my house its me who does the bulbs x

Please explain your answer.

10 points for most logical answer, or most amusing answer.
Answer
"Sound" for lack of a better definition is simply waves of pressure traveling through air, much like ripples in the surface of a lake after you drop a rock in. These pressure waves cause your eardrum to vibrate. This vibration is interpreted by your brain as SOUND. IF and only IF you were THERE, you would sense those pressure waves created in the atmosphere from the falling tree and your brain says, THAT is SOUND. For you to HEAR sound, you have to BE in the presence of those waves of pressure. Since you were not there, the pressure waves were created, but since you were not there to experience them, YOU heard no sound, but any forest creatures with ears much like yours DID hear the sound created by the falling tree. This is as lame as the senseless one hand clapping thing. A clap is defined as two objects hitting each other to make the sound, so one hand can't clap unless it slaps a solid surface which fits the definition. The definition does not define the objects as being the SAME, just that two objects collide in a similar manner as your two hands, flat surface to flat surface. It is the collision of the flat surfaces which creates the "clap" sound you hear if you were there to sense the pressure waves in the air. These senseless zen mind games make me TIRED...
Answer2
By forest, do you mean standard forest or rainforest, or could it even be a small woods, what about a playing field with nobody around and the tree being a small tree in the middle of the field ?

It also depends how fast the tree falls, what it falls on etc., it could fall on a dense bed of moss or grass and it may be very very windy so even if you were there you would not hear it.

If nobody is around to hear it, by that I mean no squirrels, badgers, dogs, people, rats, birds, tape recorders, deer, porcupines, black bears, brown bears, beavers, lions, tigers, mice, monkeys, gorilla's, orangutans, cats, wolves, antelope, cougers, jaguars, crocs possibly wandering through a rainforest etc., then maybe not

My head hurts
Answer3
"Sound" is only recognized by the brain of the creature who experienced it. The tree falling does however create the waves that propagate though that atmosphere that living creatures and measuring instruments would otherwise be able to sense if they were present. The same concept applies to the sky being blue if you are not looking at it. What we perceive as colour is our brains interpreting a given wavelength of light in a certain way that *most* people are able to recognise and say "that's blue".
Answer4
Well if a tree falls but no one is around to hear,
than it cannot make a sound for US to hear, but it must make a sound nonetheless.

Then you have the question of "but how do you know if it makes a sound or not when no one is around to hear?"

You want to know whetehr or not it can make a sound? Place a hidden camera near trees, and then when it does fall, you will see, or should I say, you will hear?
Answer5
If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, how are we certain that the tree did indeed fell? How do we know it did not cheat and stood standing, or even worse quietly lay down. Trees are sneaky you know, always looking to confuse and cheat. Don't trust trees.
You know I don't really know if it would make a sound (it will probably make a lot of noise) but it will definitely make a lot of mess!
Answer6
Yes, for when something makes a sound, it vibrates. So, the tree would fall down to the ground and send vibrations through the air and the earth. Even if nobody hears it, it still makes a sound.
Answer7
If a tree falls right next to you, it would make a sound and you would hear it, however, if it falls and you are not there to hear it, it still makes a sound. my answer is yes.
Answer8
the question could symbolise that the forest is life and the tree is a minor breakdown. No one hears it because you always need to move on with life and you need to get over things.
Answer9
so if this tree fell and no one was around to hear it, they couldn't see it, so how do we know it fell and wasn't transported to that very spot from some sideways alternate universe?
Answer10
Not if it falls on your fat mom!
Answer11
yeah of course, just because no ones around to hear it doesnt mean it doesnt make a noise... why would a tree decide not to make a noise just because no ones around?
Answer12
If many trees fall in the same time will not they create?
Answer13
IF NOONE ELSE IS AROUND ALL THE OTHER TREES WOULD BE IN "KNOTS" LAUGHIN AT HIM
Answer14
If your spouse gets screwed and you don't know about it did it still happen?
short answer yes.
Answer15
just put your self at the place where no one can do the same thing at the same time...
Answer16
was there a Camera with sound recording on near it?
Answer17
Yes and it screams all the way down until it hits with a "WHUUUMMMPPHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Answer18
yes, its just not heard
Answer19
depends on if it felt any pain.. lol
Answer20
place a tape recorder in the woods ... we'll see/hear (or not)

Who are the two men???????????????

Posted by Erin lee | 1:32 PM | 0 comments »

There was a man one night. He started to run straight forward. Then he turned left. Soon after, he turned left again. Then he started running toward home. When he got home there were 2
masked men waiting for him. Who were they??
Answer
the umpire and the catcher
Answer2
Batman and Robin.

They were going to play a practical joke on the Flash when he went for his daily jog.
Answer3
baseball players
the running guy is the batter
and the person waiting is the umpire
Answer4
one of them was rey mysterio.
Answer5
They can be his creditors
Answer6
the stranger...*bum-bum-bum*
Answer7
they wre his kids in spiderman costumes....
Answer8
Easy. The opposing catcher and the umpire =)

Good one though. Let see if I can use this on somebody else.. hmm..


*and they call me the King of Risk*
Answer9
Only u can know the answer since u have created such a nonsense question for wasting time for other members..
Answer10
they were thief and he is also

Say "I124Q" out aloud :) ...?

Posted by Erin lee | 1:20 PM | 0 comments »

Answer2
bad girl

Analyze the following phrase.

"Wango tango and Johnny Cash"

What four famous actors and musicians does this phrase represent?

Johnny Cash is a given... what are the other three?

Best answer goes to the first person who answers all three correctly.

Please do not only guess one or two. Either you know them all or you don't, do not spoil it for everyone else.
Answer
Johnny Cash
Baaba Maal
Cecilia Narova
Ted Nugent
Answer2
Johnny Cash
Ted Nugent
Sylvester Stallone
Kurt Russel

what is the sickest joke you've heard?

Posted by Erin lee | 4:17 PM | 0 comments »

here's mine: a little girl and her mom go to the beach. sometime during the day the girl looks up a guys shorts. at the end of the day, the girl asks her mom,

"when i get older when i get older will i have a dangaly thing between my legs too?"

and her mom says, "why sure, when you a little older, maybe even two if you play your cards right."

lol, whats the sickest joke you've ever heard?
Answer
a little girl walks into the bathroom as her dad gets out of the shower.
She then asks,"Daddy, what's that?"
"It's a penis dear"
"When will I get one?"
"Just wait 'til your mother goes to the store."
Answer2
Two vampires fighting over a bloody tampon.

Tacking a baby up to the wall then ripping it off.

a butter-fly

ha-ha!
Answer
a butter-fly as in BUTTERfly.
It was on a Scribbler ice pop. Don't you just love popsicle stick jokes:)
Answer2
iaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh its cockroach

Uhh I dont understand this joke? Help?

Posted by Erin lee | 3:22 PM | 0 comments »

A man's wife had been in a coma for several days following a particularly nasty knock on the head. As usual, one of the nurses in the hospital was giving her a wash in bed. As she washed down the woman's body, she sponged her pubic hair. Out of the corner of her eye she thought she had seen the woman's eyebrows shudder. Not quite sure, she tried again. This time, she actually did see some movement.

"Doctor, Doctor," she called, "I saw some movement!"

The Doctor came in to the room and tried as well. Once more, they both saw movement around the woman's eyes.

"Well this is good news," said the Doctor. "I think we should call her husband and let him know."

Anyway, they called her husband and told him that they had seen some movement. When he arrived, they explained that by touching her pubic hair, they were seeing some sort of reaction in her facial muscles. The Doctor suggested that the husband may like to try something a little more adventurous in order to provoke a stronger reaction. "I suggest that we leave the room and that you try a little oral sex," he said.

The husband duly agreed and so he was left alone in the room. Several moments later, all the emergency alarms and buzzers were activated. The Doctor and a host of nurses ran in to the wife's room where they saw the husband zipping up his jeans.

"Oops," he said, "I think I choked her."
Answer
hahaha. Thats cute. The nurses were advising the husband to go down on his wife to try to get a response from her. Instead, when they left the room, he forced her to do oral on him, choking her in the process because she was not awake. :(
Answer2
Since they said try oral sex, instead of him doing things to her, he stuck his penis in her mouth to get a bj from her. Since she was in a coma, she couldn't really do anything and it messed up her monitors and such. Get it now? :]
Answer3
The doctor said oral sex. By this he mean that the husband should give his wife oral sex (Go down on her) instead he tried to get her to give him oral sex by putting his penis in her mouth whilst in a coma.
Answer4
He was supposed to do oral to her but instead tried to shove his thang down her throat ;)
Answer5
Instead he wanted a bj so he put it in her mouth not in the butt like he was supposed too. . .

Baby, I can see your Halo?

Posted by Erin lee | 3:19 PM | 0 comments »

what Halo? A halocarbon?
Answer
LOOOL, I was gonna say "Aaahh that song brings back memories" Rofl :D

I turn polar bears white
And I will make you cry
I make guys have to pee
And girls comb their hair
I make celebrities look stupid
And normal people look like celebrities
I turn pancakes brown
And make your champagne bubble.
If your squeeze me, I'll pop
If you look at me, I'll pop
Can you answer this riddle?
Answer
It can't be "Pressure" - how do you squeeze pressure, or look at pressure? You can't just skip 2 lines of the riddle and expect that answer to work! Pressure can't cook pancakes either...

The riddle in that form cannot be answered. However, the riddle is (loosely) based on a poem called "Time", which follows below: Someone turned a poem into a riddle, and did a bad job of it...

The time has come,
winter is here
and those yellow bears disapear.

The time has past
as man looks back with a sigh
and a tear in his eye.

As time is held
boys cross their legs
but of course the toilet begs

As time marches on
Girls loose their blush
and swap a comb for their brush

As time passes
For those held high
their end is nigh

As time catches up
Everyone is equal
when we get to the final sequel

As time turns
Without it we have flour and water
With it we have breakfast for my daughter

As time revolves
How does one turn water and wine
into something so fine

As time runs out
The more in a minute you try and squeeze
the less you can do with ease.
As time ticks
All the time that has past
man cannot comprehend something so vast.

So "TIME" is the best answer - however the riddle is quite different from the original poem, in ways which make that answer not really work any more.
Answer2
The answer to the question is no. Kindergarteners got it right because they truly did not know the answer. Harvard graduates over thought it and couldn't even answer the simple question at the end.
Answer3
NOTHING
Answer4
no i cannot answer that riddle, no, thats your answer
Answer5
goodness everyone is asking this ?!!!!

its time

you no time equals age which will make you pop!
Answer6
Answer is NO, look at the last line of the riddle
Answer7
The answer is nothing'
Your question is key
Answer8
Pressure

Why a thumbs down...That's it!
Answer9
pressure makes sense.
Answer10
No
Answer11
What can you just look at and make pop? I don't have super powers.... Do You?

It will Wet or Sink as simple as that.
Answer
If, by 'it' you mean the red stone, then the answer is "wet".

If, by 'it' you mean the blue sea, then the answer is "higher" (by an area equal to that of the red stone).

Of course, for the latter it would also be rippled (the surface, at least) by the stone's hitting of the surface.

Then again, if the red stone was painted with a water soluble paint, the stone might be brown and the blue sea, or a local part of it, might become reddish in color.
Answer2
It would be " SUNK"
Answer3
It will become wet, of course, lol...!
Answer4
it will gone under the sea..... :)
Answer5
its a blue stone into the red sea and its wet
Answer6
wet
Answer7
i lol at the 'wet' comment =D

blonde or brunette?
Answer
blonde in the upright vertical position, brunette in the handstand position

It's all in point of view, darling
Answer2
A very interesting girl who likes to change up her appearance often enough to keep people interested or guessing what she will do next.
Answer3
Plaid.
Answer4
A brunette disguised as a blonde.
Answer5
it makes you somebody who dyes their hair blonde
Answer6
A Malteaser?
Answer7
dirty blonde
Answer8
confused
Answer9
It means the curtains don't match the carpet,
Answer10
blondette :)
Answer11
it means the carpet doesn't match the drapes
Answer12
it makes you blondette.i used to be blonde but now im a redhead
Answer13
u will be beautiful
Answer14
It makes you a poser!!!
Answer15
Who cares? Get back in the kitchen.
Answer16
A few days late for your bikini wax........
Answer17
It's all pink inside darlin.
Answer18
What's your natural hair color?
Answer19
suicide blonde - you dye your own hair.

An old nun

who was living in a convent next to a construction site

noticed the coarse language of the workers

and decided to spend some time with them to correct their ways.


She decided she would take her lunch,

sit with the workers

and talk with them.


She put her sandwich in a brown bag

and

walked over to the spot where the men were eating.


She walked up to the group and with a big smile said:

"and do you men know Jesus Christ?"




they shook their heads and looked at each other very confused.


One of the workers looked up into the steelworks and yelled out,




"Anybody up there know Jesus Christ?"


One of the steelworkers yelled down




'why'?


The worker yelled back,




"Cos his wife's here with his lunch"


.
Answer
I thought it was going to be a crude punchline, that will teach me to keep my mind out of the gutter !

Very funny, have a star.

Must remember this one.
Answer2
Lol, that just made my day! =]

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Answer3
Hello George, where do you find them? Another old chestnut well worth another airing
A bit like the Irish fella wanted some work on a building site. The foreman said if someone on the site knew his name he would have a job. He asked the Irishman his name and the fella said, "Dan Dare"
The foreman said that was a funny name for an Irishman but to find somebody who knew his name without telling them.
So he looks up to the highest level and shouts " Hello Paddy its me"
Paddy looks down and shouts back, (Irish Accent) "Who dat dan dare?" He got the job.
Just going to post an old groaner just for you I am sure it will do something for you when you get to the end.
Answer4
Two nuns decided to enjoy the beautiful summer day and go to the park. They sat on a bench and watched the world go by.

Suddenly a handsome male streaker ran past them.

One nun had a stroke

The other couldn't reach.
Answer5
Jimmy Carr Original
Answer6
hahahaa :L
Answer7
Q. Why dont they have toilet paper in KFC?
A. B'coz its finger licking good
Answer8
isn't that a bit disrespectful?
Answer9
Ha! ha! ha! very good....
Answer10
pritty dumb but i liked it
Answer11
lol
Answer12
haha you make my day .

there's no letter U in their name
Answer
they are all barbaric and grudgeful, hateful being...

You have to tell me the answers in this layout N=answer.

Think about the question hard
Answer
N=Alaska
S=Hawaii
E=Alaska
W=Alaska

It depends on your definition of "Easternmost" - part of Alaska goes so far west that it extends over the 180 degree line of longitude - some would say that some of the Aleutian Islands of Alaska are therefore so far West that they become East. The International Date Line was drawn differently from the 180-degree line so that all of the Alaskan territory would be in the same legal time zone.
Answer2
Northern most = New York (Clearly the most purely Yank state)
Southern most = Alabama (White supremacists? Definitely most confederate state)
Eastern most = Illinois (Chigaco has the best China Town in our country)
Western Most = California! (This ones obvious)
Answer3
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Extreme_points_of_the_United_States#Northernmost


How ya like me now?
Answer4
YOU FORGOT CENTRAL MOST!!! AAHHHHHHH!!!


ok most W=alaska i guess

most E=maine i guess :P

most N=idk

most S=florida

ok honestly i was guessing on all this
Answer5
From where?

Like if i look at the us from like england everything is western ya know?
Answer6
N= Alaska
S= Hawaii
E= Maine
W=Alaska?
Answer7
north-alaska
south-florida
east-maine
west-hawaii
Answer8
N-Alaska
S-Hawaii
E-Maine
W-Alaska

Riddle me this batman?

Posted by Erin lee | 2:36 PM | 0 comments »

A man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The bartender pulls out a shotgun and points it at him. The man says "thank you" and walks out of the bar.

Why did the man thank the bartender?
Answer
He had hiccups, the fright of the shotgun cured him.
Answer2
Why you ask? Because he can take it.

Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight.
Answer3
The man was suffering from hiccups XD
Answer4
The man wanted a cure for his hiccups.
Answer5
well they already answered it =[
Answer6
he had hiccups
Answer7
he had hiccups
Answer8
*In a raspy christian Bale voice* I don't know what you mean but im not falling for it.give it up.

Cockapoodledoo :)
the first answer got it but i know where it's from!!
I ♥ icarly!
Best me!!
I gave you a star!
;)
Answer
cockapoodledoo. HA HA HA. -__-
Answer2
A dog-rooster smoothie ?
Answer3
a baby cocker spaniel :)
Answer4
you get a cockerspaniel?
Answer5
A cupcake
Answer6
A waffle

Do you like Irish humor?

Posted by Erin lee | 2:31 PM | 0 comments »

Paddy was in New York .

He was patiently waiting and watching the traffic cop on a busy street crossing. The cop stopped the flow of traffic and shouted, 'Okay, pedestrians..' Then he'd allow the traffic to pass.

He'd done this several times, and Paddy still stood on the sidewalk.

After the cop had shouted, 'Pedestrians!' for the tenth time, Paddy went over to him and said, 'Is it not about time ye let the Catholics across?'




Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column that he had died. He quickly phoned his best friend, Finney.

'Did you see the paper?' asked Gallagher. 'They say I died!!'

'Yes, I saw it!' replied Finney. 'Where are ye callin' from?'




Walking into the bar, Mike said to Charlie the bartender, 'Pour me a stiff one - just had another fight with the little woman.'

'Oh yeah?' said Charlie, 'And how did this one end?'

'When it was over,' Mike replied, 'She came to me on her hands and knees.'

'Really,' said Charles, 'Now that's a switch! What did she say?'

She said, 'Come out from under the bed, you little chicken.'
Answer
very funny i liked it
Answer2
Wow funny
Answer3
I really liked the 3rd one!LOL
Thanks for the laugh.
Answer4
I hope Abbiekate sees this. LOL - thanks for the laughs.
Answer5
good
how do you confuse an irish man
give him four shovels and ask him to take his pick
Answer6
lmfao

light?
Answer
you can see light

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Answer2
Leperschan
Answer3
Nothing
Answer4
Blindness
Answer5
Oranges?
Answer6
Common sense
Answer7
self death
sunrise
sunset
Answer8
Air
Answer9
Life Or Death
Answer10
air?

Answer3
I dont mean those for you ok:

Yo mama is so fat that when she jumped in the air she got stuck .

Yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on a scale it said "to be continued"

Yo mama is so fat that when she sat on a quarter a booger flew out of george Washingtone's nose.

Yo mama is so fat that when she turned around they made her a welcome bak party.

yo mama is so poor that as soon as u step into her front door ur in da backyard.

Q:why are mexicans not allowed to play UNo?
A:Because they will steal all da green cards..lmao

Can u solve this riddle?? =P?

Posted by Erin lee | 1:46 PM | 0 comments »

i turn polar bears white
and i will make u cry
i make guys have to pee
and girls to comb their hair
i make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities
i turn pancakes brown
and make ur champagne bubble
if u squeeze me i'll pop
if u look at me u'll pop


97% of harvard grads can't answer this but 87% of kindergarteners can...




i couldnt solve it, i will post the answer wen i choose the best answerer
Answer
The answer is TIME.

Time

The time has come,
winter is here
and those yellow bears disapear.
(...I turn polar bears white )

The time has past
as man looks back with a sigh
and a tear in his eye.
(...and I will make you cry.)

As time is held
boys cross their legs
but of course the toilet begs
(...I make guys have to pee)

As time marches on
Girls loose their blush
and swap a comb for their brush
(...and girls comb their hair.)

As time passes
For those held high
their end is nigh
(...I make celebrities look stupid )

As time catches up
Everyone is equal
when we get to the final sequal
(...and normal people look like celebrities.)

As time turns
Without it we have flour and water
With it we have breakfast for my daughter
(...I turn pancakes brown )

As time revolves
How does one turn water and wine
into something so fine
)...and make your champane bubble.)

As time runs out
The more in a minute you try and squeeze
the less you can do with ease.
(...If you sqeeze me, I'll pop. )

As time ticks
All the time that has past
man cannot comprehand something so vast.
(...If you look at me, you'll pop. )
Answer2
Pressure is the answer, not time, as many people have said.

How exactly does time make champagne bubble? Once the bottle is opened the first time, the bubbling decreases with time. This should be a tip-off to time being a bad answer.

Polar bears turn white because of the pressure of their environment requiring them as predators to have some sort of camouflage.

People cry, celebrities look stupid, and people look like they've done something amazing, when either they encounter a large amount of pressure and either do something good or bad about it.

Pressure presses on a guy's bladder to make him pee, and causes hair to frizz out when it occurs different temperatures and humidities.

Pancakes turn brown because you apply pressure to them against the heat of the skillet, pressing them hard against the metal.

Adding pressure to a pressurized container causes it to pop.

Being in an open area of low pressure after being in an area of high pressure (ie. having a window break open in an air plane) can literally cause your eyes to pop out of their sockets or pop themselves with the extreme change.
Answer3
A person who leads a very interesting life and has a short temper for people who look at him,
and wants to "pop" them.
Also has a rare condition that, when squeezed, he could explode...
Answer4
The answer is NO. You basically answer the FIRST and ONLY question:
CAN YOU SOLVE THIS RIDDLE?? =P?
If you asked a kinderagardener, they'll probably say no to.
Answer5
I think you forgot the last line, " Can you answer this riddle?" So the answer is that you cannot answer the riddle...I think...
Answer6
the answer is "no i can't solve it"
you forgot to add the last line to it "can you solve this riddle"
Answer7
I have no idea. I can't wait till you post the answer so I can know what it is.
The only thing I could think of would be a pencil......idk
Answer8
This question has been circling the Answers community for over a week. Get over it, it's time.
Answer9
Pressure... Under pressure dun dun dun do dodod o
Answer10
internet? Xd THATS HARD!
Answer11
Time?
My best guess...
Or pressure? :o
Answer12
Time.
Answer13
time

Answer2
AGAINST!

so i changed my name to paul cockit but they still laugh
Answer
hahahhahahah your name is cockit. better than Mike Hunt though
Answer2
Maybe you want to try another name completely?

How about Phil McCracken? I think it has a nice ring to it.
Answer3
Lol, there's the same riddle but in Spanish...

Quiero cambiar mi nombre de Jose Caca a Juan Caca...
Answer4
mmm i think its your last name because you have a diffrent last name &it sounds a little weird.
Answer5
It's better than being named Ben Dover!
Answer6
ha last name
Answer7
lol, it's the last name. think about it

The Worlds Hardest Riddle?

Posted by Erin lee | 3:59 PM | 0 comments »

I turn polar bears white
And i will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and make normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make you champagne bubble
If you squeeze me, I'll pop
If you look at me you will pop.


Can you figure this out?
Answer
the answer is TIME

I turn polar bears white - Their coats are not always pure white.
and I will make you cry. - When someone gets old and dies. When evbents occur
I make guys have to pee - He can't wait forever.
and girls comb their hair. - They comb it because it gets long over time.
I make celebrities look stupid. - There is always propaganda and rumors as people become well known over time.
and normal people look like celebrities. - Events in their lives can be amazing over time. And when everyone's old they basically look the same.

etc, etc.

And with the popping. Time goes by fast, especialyl when you try to hold on to it. If you watch it go by you eventually die (pop).
Answer2
that damn Facebook page - for the 400th time this week:

It can't be "Pressure" - how do you squeeze pressure, or look at pressure? You can't just skip 2 lines of the riddle and expect that answer to work!

The riddle in that form cannot be answered. However, the riddle is (loosely) based on a poem called "Time", which follows below: Someone turned a poem into a riddle, and did a bad job of it...

The time has come,
winter is here
and those yellow bears disapear.

The time has past
as man looks back with a sigh
and a tear in his eye.

As time is held
boys cross their legs
but of course the toilet begs

As time marches on
Girls loose their blush
and swap a comb for their brush

As time passes
For those held high
their end is nigh

As time catches up
Everyone is equal
when we get to the final sequel

As time turns
Without it we have flour and water
With it we have breakfast for my daughter

As time revolves
How does one turn water and wine
into something so fine

As time runs out
The more in a minute you try and squeeze
the less you can do with ease.
As time ticks
All the time that has past
man cannot comprehend something so vast.

So "TIME" is the best answer - however the riddle is quite different from the original poem, in ways which make that answer not really work any more.
Answer3
It's PRESSURE.

Polar bears are white because the pressure at the poles is low, so they have to be able to absorb heat.


Pressure makes you cry if it's too much.


Pressure in your bladder makes you have to pee.


Peer pressure makes girls comb their hair...Otherwise we wouldn't bother!

Celebrities usually crack under pressure.


Many normal people will shine under pressure.


Pancakes turn brown thanks to pressure generated by the heat.


Champagne will bubble until the pressure of the carbonation has disappeared.


If you squeeze something under pressure, Like Bamm, there it goes.


If you are "looking" at pressure, you're in it, like in an airplane, and your ears pop.
Answer4
I've seen the answer most often and that works because as time passes all these things will happen but I'v more recently been hearing that the answer is "no" and there is supposed to be a final line asking "can you solve this riddle."
I hope that helped. :)
Answer5
Vanishing Cream.
Answer6
No I can not figure it out.
Answer7
The Answer is pressure
Answer8
No
Answer9
Snow??
Answer10
God (if He or She chooses :p)
Answer11
Its On Facebook The Answer Is Pressure Though Some People Think God Or Time .x
Answer12
I got one for you .. whats red when its cold .. pink when its hot .. and green when its blue

Answer4
funny :) and true

Update* Pics should work now.

So, Me and my friend. Honestly want to fight each other. For no reason at all. We're just bored and it'll give us something to do. I'll provide our information and pictures and just tell me who you think would win in a FISTfight. No weapons. (:

Me: Evan Smith
Weight: 167
Height:6'
Build:Tall and Skinny but not weak. Good Cardio Endurance Can bench Max: 165

Him: Andres Fermin
Weight:115
Height:5'4
Build: Short, not weak Great Cardiovascular Endurance Can bench Max: 150

Me:http://yfrog.com/9v19333106738069337374100j
Him:http://yfrog.com/1nandresyj

I'll obviously win. (:
Answer
You're doomed dude. Your friend is going to destroy you
Answer2
Hey! you are already finished.

hey solve it...its a challenge.....?

Posted by Erin lee | 2:54 PM | 0 comments »

you are having following digits................9999 1111 3333 5555..........use 6 out of these 16 digits so that sum is equal to 21....................solve it...
Answer
This problem is insolvable. I have a theory that can be explained in two ways.
1. 21 is an Odd number. So, an Odd number=Odd Number+Even Number (Always, without exception). And since we're not given the choice of any even number, the solution is not possible.
2. We'd have to use an Odd number odd number of times to arrive at an Odd number. And since we're given only odd numbers (ie. 1,1,1,1,3,3,3,3,5,5,5,5,,9,9,9,9), and have to add them up even number of times (ie. 6 times) we cannot add them up to make an add number (ie. 21 or any other odd number).
Give me extra 5 points. I'm solving it and I'm super drunk.
Answer2
9.9 + 9.1 + 1 + 1 = 21
Answer3
ok..Now listen

you use
5 5 3 1 1 1
Answer4
no idea, sorry
Answer5
this ..hey ..we im ...not in math get lost math boy.

not long, but I hear sulfuric acid can get bleach out of anything
Answer
Why are you guys so serious it's a joke and riddles. Just drink a glass of water, it'll wash right through you.
Answer2
Approximately 2 hours. Better start writing your will.
Answer3
Call the emergency room and ask what you should do.
Answer4
Drive to the coroner and save him some time.
Answer5
Not long. Call the hospital
Answer6
you're joking right?? This IS the riddle & joke section.
Answer7
why did you do that...2 hrs. good luck

All opinions are great...
Answer
Probably because they can't relate at all with people they would be voting for. Also they probably don't really care about stuff like that at that age. Too busy with school/college/partying. :P
Answer2
firts to sam: wtf who said there was stupid questions!!! there is never a stupid question because you cab=nleanr from any question anyone asks!!

and to you well first your on the wrong section lol! and well im guessing some of then just dont care what really happens since they are mostly pleople that dont care whats going on around the but only whts happening to then!
Answer3
r u trying to collect the opinions!!
baby u got the wrong section!!



Well let me tell you my opinion!
They all are @sSh0lE so I dont vote them
Answer4
why do u care ?
i hate people who ask stupid stuff like this

Why Are Your Pants In My Room?

Posted by Erin lee | 2:14 PM | 0 comments »

you must of dropped them when you was doing my laundry.
hope they aren't wrinkled.
oh-no, pants on the floor.
Answer
Because you took them, got drunk, then couldn't remember taking them,
you may have took my panties, too, because I can't find them.
Answer2
They're not. This my room. You're still asleep.
Answer3
because it's too old and now i don't want it so if you want keep it.
Answer4
I didn't want to take them off in the hallway.
Answer5
i let you have them cause you look like you needed them..
Answer6
Because you stole them to sell it to our neighbour....
you little baddy!
lol
Answer7
i forgot to grab my pants after your mom told me to get out :(
Answer8
you told me you wanted them
Answer9
Wait... you mean these aren't my pants?!
Answer10
they were a gift from last night
Answer11
stone cold said so

Last Person to Answer Wins?

Posted by Erin lee | 1:42 PM | 0 comments »

:))
Answer
Someone will probably answer after me but I'll just answer anyways. :l
Answer2
nope...
i win this one
i win.......... =D
i win.......... =D
i win.......... =D
i win.......... =D
i win.......... =D
i win.......... =D
nobody else is last
haha
Answer3
your not going to get ANY answers...........except for this one:P
people are so desperate to get best answers.
Answer4
I guess I lose this one. I hate sloppy seconds.
Answer5
actually it's me (hopefully)
Answer6
win what and whats the question i want to win to
Answer7
lol hahaha that's a good one :)) god bless you:))
Answer8
I win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…
Answer9
haha :)
Answer10
Pshh. I wanna win xD
Answer11
YAY I HOPE I WIN!
Answer12
I WIN YEA!
Answer13
Nope, I win. :)
Answer14
eight
Answer15
no me?? lol
Answer16
hope I win!
Answer17
did i win ._.?

Another riddle... harder this time!?

Posted by Erin lee | 1:27 PM | 0 comments »

Answer3
Cuz

correct answer gets 10 points!?

Posted by Erin lee | 1:03 PM | 0 comments »

Answer12
sponge :)

Would Atheists be able?

Posted by Erin lee | 12:38 PM | 0 comments »

To get insurance for acts of god?
Answer
If you sing 'You'll never walk alone' to a schitzophrenic, is it classed as bullying?
Answer2
No one can get insurance for Acts Of God.
Not even The Pope.
No-one can prove there is a God, so Acts Of God are not possible to cover on insurance.
Similarly, no one can prove there isn't a God, so it would be a bit foolish asking God to admit earthquakes or floods were an accident, as you're unlikely to get a reply.
End result - legally, there can never be Acts Of God, as either he doesn't exist, or is just too lazy to answer the calls.

What I'd like to know is - do atheists have Christian names?
Answer3
If you are referring to supplemental insurance for a vehicle or home to cover natural disasters the answer is yes. Religion is not a deciding factor and calling natural disasters an act of "god" is simply an expression of ignorance because there is no evidence supporting the ideas of a "god".
Answer4
haha that's actually kinda funny.

I guess the answer is Only if Bible thumpers can get insurance for driving while blind.
Answer5
Can anyone??
Answer6
I am atheist and I would say it is not necessary, so no i guess..
Answer7
Nice.

Riddle (one solver will get 10 points)?

Posted by Erin lee | 12:04 PM | 0 comments »

Answer10
his horses name is friday

Once upon a Time Jokes are called as ""Thamaasu"

Then "" Bladu ""
Then "" Rambam ""
Then "" Aruvai ""
Then "" Kadi ""
Now "" Mokkai "" ;

What is next ?????
Answer
Next will be persons name like Shreya, Priya etc ... Remember blade has two sides...

@Shreya: sari rambham adhai munae pinae izutha thaan vellai nadakum (two actions)! Ippo sandosama
Answer2
Now, it is Dr.vijay.
Answer3
"Mangala mokkai"
Answer4
Enna kodumai saravanan idhu.

goundamani: Atha enda enkita kettan?..... athu epadida enaparthu ketka thonuchu?
Answer5
Why only for tamilians any body can answer this, it is " ". understood if not read upside down.
Answer6
Well!!!!!!!!!

Kodumai!!!
கொடுமை
Answer7
aruvablaedu..
bcz my home town(nellai)
Answer8
kadalai

koki
Answer9
"ARUVA" ---I'm frm Nellai and so this answer
Answer10
Kumar anna thanks but yesterday itself i told u iam not Blade

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.

The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian

A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR". What's my mother going to do?

The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
The sole purpose of a child's middle name, is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.

He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.

Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.

Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.

Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.

I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.

I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.

When in doubt, mumble.

Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.

You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket... I'd miss you heaps and think of you often.

Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever.

If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?
Answer
Nice!!

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Answer2
There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.
Answer3
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, and the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other off.
Answer4
Lets say you're driving down the road in your brand new canoe, and the front left tire falls off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house?
Answer5
You can observe alot just by watching !
Answer6
Experience is something someone calls their past mistakes

What's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this ?
Answer7
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
Answer8
It takes a big man to cry, it takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man.